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Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."




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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

Username (or number or email):

Password:

2007-09-23 [Mister Awesome]:
forum hot on emoscene:
"MCR genre issue.."
"who is bored and readt for randomness"
...
...
...
I wish I could sneeze. Sneezing feels all secksual.

2007-09-23 [Avoral]: Shite.
Gimpy.
If you're going to sign up, you need a new name. Whiny.Angsty.Kid.D, I believe is the next available one of our army.
I'm Whiny.Angsty.Kid.A, Lille's Whiny.Angsty.Kid.B, and Dorkie's Whiny.Angsty.Kid.C

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: I think I have the perfect topic to introduce ourselves with.
Anthony, Dorky, Gimpy, go read my post.
And Gimpy, you're the best kid ever. I've always said sneezing is like an orgasm for your nose. 

2007-09-23 [Avoral]: I think so as well.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: More like giving birth. For some reason sneezing really hurts me.

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: ._.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: Its why I have so many nosebleeds actually. Every time I sneeze I get a gush of blood, and the doc doesn't know why.

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: High blood pressure?

TWITCHY AS FUCK. I'm seriously about to kirk out. Ahhhh, my vision is going all wonky. Coffee+empty stomach+me=BAD.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: Nope, maybe I'm just dying.

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: @.@ Don't say that...

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: ARGH my internet is fucking the hell up. So, Anthony, just use ET, I guess.

2007-09-23 [Avoral]: You're not dying. I'll kick Death's ass.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: You say that like Death isn't hiding round the corner peering nervously at me from time to time. He's been there for 20 years now dammit.

2007-09-23 [Avoral]: He'll be in the corner broken into pieces soon.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: I think that's what he is afraid of.

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: I hold him, Anthony, you punch. We'll fuck him up reaaal nice for you, Miss Fiona.

2007-09-23 [Avoral]: In the teeth. I punch.

2007-09-23 [Delladreing]: I thank you.

2007-09-23 [Pyra]: Like a mofo. GODDAMNIT COFFEE.

2007-11-12 [Pyra]: Someone say something..It's lonley here...

2007-11-12 [Avoral]: Your face is lonely here. Nah, I've been all the way in Egypt, eating everything in sight and speaking Arabic.

2007-11-12 [Pyra]: *Twinge* O.< Stop. Eating. Damn you.

You know what I've been living off of for the past week? Ah? Cereal! <img:44166_1164145262.gif>
Bastard.

2007-11-12 [HiddenFire]: When you go for 6 months only eating a bowl of ramen and 1 egg... every day. Then you can complain. Oddly enough, didn't loose any weight doing that. Good and cheap too! ^_^

2007-11-12 [Falx]: ...
DINNER!
*Runs off to find some mashed taters*

2007-11-13 [Neimo]: O.o

*waves a cheeseburger*
-cackles-

2007-11-13 [Avoral]: Oh, I know how that goes, Hidden. Trust me.
I had my broke college days. Now happens to be the slightly-less-broke college days. I guess I can thank Uncle Sam for that one, reluctant as I might be considering everything.

2007-11-13 [Avoral]: And Lillsy, good luck making me stop eating. That's like...
Well, making me stop eating. There's nothing to compare.
But I run periodically, less than I would like over here, sadly, and I'm good and in shape. So you don't have to worry. <3

But as much as I love cereal, I must say YOU NEED TO GET SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.
Come see me. I'd be glad to pull from some of the sacrifices of cows and chickens and pigs and vegetables people leave for the God of ^_^! and give you some.
After all, I do make some mean-ass ribs.

2007-11-13 [Falx]: Is that a trademark? [Avoral]'s Mean-Ass Ribs! You could totally market that.

2007-11-14 [HiddenFire]: ass ribs? I would imagine they would be mean! @.@

2007-11-14 [Pyra]: <.<....Apparently he is a master of the Rib-making process. And he's supposedly a fan-bloody-tastic cook.

2007-11-16 [Neimo]: -eye shift-

Perhaps I should call his mother and ask -her- how good of a cook Anakai is...
-eg-

2007-11-16 [Neimo]: *grins*

You mother likes to chatter with me, Anakai.
She doesn't even know who I am, and she'll just sit there and tell me stories...
*chuckles*
It's kinda neat...and makes great blackmail material...

2007-11-16 [HiddenFire]: Oh hey, I just remembered [Avoral] requested that I design this t-shirt for you guys: http://www.cafepress.com/chimericfire/3726665
Just wondering if he let you know. In any case, there they are... at base price too, so I don't make a red cent off of them... for now.
They read: "Black Sheep are Sheep Too. A Public Service Announcement from Conformity, Inc."

2007-11-16 [Mister Awesome]:
Oh wow.

/me buys

2007-11-18 [Avoral]: Hey, I never said I was all that awesome. I just said I really love eating what I cook. But ribs aren't that hard. Just get the right barbecue sauce, boil them for an hour, and throw them on the grill or in the oven until they're ready.
With lots of barbecue sauce.
ANGRY barbecue sauce. It will indeed be my mean-ass trademark, [Falx].

But RAWR. My mom rattles on about anything and everything. She's kinna scary. Her entire bedroom is purple and decorated with Dora the Explorer.

And YES. Hidden's T-shirts are awesome. If there's enough interest, I'm considering having him do some Seraphim shirts. 

2007-11-18 [HiddenFire]: Nice, I wouldn't mind that at all. ^_^

2007-11-19 [Neimo]: hehehe.

My mom always used to tell me that parents inherited their insanity from their children. So I blame you for your mother's oddness, Anakai.

2007-11-24 [Pyra]: Kehehehe. Kabby has it right. Anthony=much strangeness. <3

2007-11-24 [Avoral]: You're all LIARS. Except Hidden.
He's in charge of my merchandising.

I'm NOT insane or strange or anything out of the ordinary. Everything odd is outside of me. And that's EVERYTHING.
The bulk of the universe is not considered "normal" matter. But I am. Case in point.

2007-11-24 [HiddenFire]: Many things I am, liar I am not... Because I'm in charge of Avoral's merchandising. :P

Newest T-Shirt design is up in my house BTW. I figured it might... be interesting for your... warped sense of humor.

2007-11-24 [Avoral]: That's so hot.
Is there anything syphilis can't do?

2007-11-25 [Pyra]: X_X

2007-11-25 [HiddenFire]: Now that it cures cancer it can also get you dates with hot bald chicks!

Unfortunately, Syphilis can't replace an alternator... but it might be able to plug a leaky radiator... or was that gonorrhea? I can never remember. @.@

2007-11-26 [levhole]: I'm really glad I missed the impetus for this conversation.

2007-11-26 [Avoral]: Why, it's just that much more interesting out of context?
Not that there's much context to it...

But yeah, gonorrhea would be better for the radiator. Not to mention, with enough time, it can probably keep your coolant level okay, if only in the summer.

2007-11-27 [Pyra]: ...Why do you say words?

2007-11-27 [HiddenFire]: because otherwise, he would just be making noises.

2007-11-27 [Avoral]: hg nglrk krlaskrl aklblkbsa

2007-11-27 [Pyra]: Amazing.

2007-11-27 [Avoral]: You're telling me. How's space?

2007-11-27 [Pyra]: Filled with probes.

2007-11-27 [Avoral]: Interesting. Hopefully, you didn't find yourself becoming so.

2007-11-27 [Avoral]: I think I'm having Red Dawn flashbacks. I really hope that's not possible.

2007-12-08 [Mister Awesome]: You love ambient Japanese post-rock, too? I love how much we have in common. We should hook up some time.

2007-12-09 [Avoral]: Let's do just that.
But I'm talking about the energy... Erm... Drink?

2007-12-09 [levhole]: I was thinking of the anti-communist 80's film. GO WOLVERINES!

2007-12-09 [Mister Awesome]: I was thinking about the movie, too. Didn't even know there was a drink.

But ambient Japanese post-rock is pretty ballin'. So is Peter Frampton. I finally got Frampton Comes Alive! on vinyl yesterday.

2007-12-10 [Avoral]: I've never been able to like anyone who titles anything, be it a song or otherwise, "Doobie Wah."

2007-12-11 [Mister Awesome]: Good point.

But the whole talk box "weeeeeeeeeehhhhh wweehehehheheh wuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww" thing kinda makes up for the seventies hokeyness.

2007-12-11 [Avoral]: CHIIIIIILDREN OF THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2007-12-12 [Falx]: *pokes her nose out of the shadows* o.O Wha-? No, no, better that I don't ask. *goes back to the safety of the shadows*

2007-12-12 [Mister Awesome]: CHILDREN OF THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2007-12-12 [Neimo]: *once more slays Anakai with a rubber-band*

2007-12-12 [Avoral]: ...shook our clothes into the river, never lost a friend...

2007-12-12 [Mister Awesome]: while :; do echo LOL U PWNT; done

2007-12-13 [Avoral]: Hang on...
Is that Linux?
mIRC I can understand, but...
Good God.

2007-12-13 [Neimo]: *tongues Anakai*
Apparently Linux is easy to understand.
O.o

2007-12-13 [Avoral]: *Is tongued*
I mean understand putting on this wiki. Gimpy has a way of slipping programming code into casual conversation.

2007-12-13 [Neimo]: *laugh*
Is that right.

-eyes Gimpy-
Wish I could do that

2007-12-13 [Mister Awesome]: echo lol; sleep 2; mpc > nigra; echo >> nigra; date >> nigra; echo >> nigra; mpc playlist >> nigra; less nigra; echo me too; rm nigra; sleep 1

2007-12-13 [HiddenFire]: While (true) {
cout << "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ";
}

Bam! top that C++!
Too bad it would never really render in a web environment... just time out. *shrugs* it's the thought that counts.

2007-12-13 [Mister Awesome]: I only know shell scripting, and only a bit of that...

Working on learning C, though.

2007-12-13 [Avoral]: Nigra, please.
And you know, separate posts have enough time separating them.
So GODDAMN IT NO MORE SLEEP

2007-12-13 [Mister Awesome]:
<img:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Lord_Gimpy/FUUUUUUCK.gif>

2007-12-13 [HiddenFire]: Right now I'm trying to focus on PHP for web authoring. Now that's tough stuff. I just barely understand it.

2007-12-13 [Mister Awesome]: Ugh. I want to stay as far away from web authoring as possible.

Don't think I'll be able to, though.

2007-12-14 [Falx]: > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue> 0
0 rows returned

2007-12-14 [Mister Awesome]: cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

2007-12-14 [HiddenFire]: Falx, that was awesome! LMFAO!

2007-12-14 [Mister Awesome]: Yeah, that was pretty clever.

2007-12-14 [Pyra]: ....I...feel very confused. And alone. Explinations anyones?

2007-12-14 [HiddenFire]: Falx's comment was a reference to a database lookup. Translated, Falx did a database search for users with a clue and the search didn't find any. That's why Mister Awesome and I thought it was so funny.

2007-12-15 [HiddenFire]: You guys are pretty demented, I figured you might enjoy my newest poll: <poll:75988>

2007-12-17 [Mister Awesome]: wahahaha, my dad is listening to Rush Limbaugh and taking every word he says as absolute fact

...kinda sad, really.

2007-12-17 [Falx]: *Grins* In the words of Calvin, "I try to make everybody's life a little more surreal." I'm glad you enjoyed it.

2007-12-17 [Mister Awesome]: http://omploader.org/vOHhy/nigger.png

My thoughts on the matter.

2007-12-20 [Neimo]: Rush Limbaugh ish goooood.
Extremely brainy man.
His wrinkles fascinate me.

2007-12-21 [Mister Awesome]:
...
...
...
...yeah. Me too.

I have a penis.

2007-12-21 [Neimo]: [Mister Awesome], you fail.

2007-12-21 [Mister Awesome]: No I don't.

I have a penis.

Therefore, I win.

2007-12-21 [Neimo]: *raises an eyebrow*

You have a penis...
That could be very easily be changed.
-bares teeth-

2007-12-21 [Mister Awesome]:
ahahahahahahahahahahaha


...ahahahahahahahahahaha


.......................aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha


*breathes*

...ha.

2007-12-21 [Pyra]: Ahaha, Kaby, I would help you in all your endeavors, but this one just goes too far for me.

2007-12-21 [Mister Awesome]: Oh God I can't breathe

make it stop

you guys are just too much

2007-12-21 [Avoral]: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kaby wants her mouth on your junk.

2007-12-22 [Neimo]: -sigh-
You're all significantly lacking in intelligence.
Except [Pyra]
-hug-

So yeah.
Whatever.

2007-12-22 [HiddenFire]: smile like a donut! 8===D oX

2007-12-22 [Avoral]: WHOA.
That's an unauthorized use of the number 8.

2007-12-22 [Pyra]: .....wow.

2007-12-22 [Pyra]: Those balls look way out of wack. There is something seriously wrong with the shaft, and if your head is THAT big, compaired to everything else, you need to see a doctor.

2007-12-22 [Avoral]: Or you could bury yourself in a cow pasture and catch people shrooming.

2007-12-22 [Pyra]: I'm pretty sure you're a horrible person.

2007-12-22 [Avoral]: You might be right.

2007-12-29 [HiddenFire]: With only text at my disposal... that's about as close to anatomical correctness as it gets. :P

2007-12-29 [Mister Awesome]: 3==/==D

You know, of all the nasty, debilitating, sick, wrong, and demented things I've seen on these here internets, penis mutilation is still the only thing that really gets to me.

2007-12-29 [Avoral]: There was this one pr0n going around Ft. Gordon where this chick was going down on this guy and ended up punching him in the nuts over and over for like ten minutes.

But yeah, straight penis mutilation still hits a little close to home. And I know a chick who's into it and tried a long time ago to make me let her do it.

2007-12-30 [Pyra]: Can we not talk about this...please?

2007-12-30 [Avoral]: Ehehehe. What's the matter? Is it scaring your penis?
I'd hate to see a big ol' thing like yours shrink in fear.

2007-12-30 [Pyra]: I know. I have the biggest penis evar.
It's like a whale.
It's amazing.

2007-12-30 [Mister Awesome]: Does Kaby ever tell you that she wants her mouth on your junk?

2007-12-30 [Avoral]: She couldn't fit it around Lillie's.

2007-12-30 [Pyra]: It's huge.

2007-12-31 [Neimo]: -rolls eyes-

[Pyra] might have the biggest penis evar...
But I has the biggest ballz.

rawr.

2007-12-31 [Pyra]: OMG KABY I LOVE YOU. Let's run away together. <3

2008-01-01 [Avoral]: I got tiger balls, yeah...

2008-01-02 [Pyra]: Yeah, I gots tiger's balls. Xomg Anansi is so my hero. That crazy Duppy.

2008-01-02 [Avoral]: Duppy?

2008-01-02 [Mister Awesome]: Jamaican ghost?

...you're not normal.

2008-01-03 [Avoral]: You should become a Pastafarian.
No, not a Rastafarian, but you could do that too.

2008-01-03 [Mister Awesome]: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Neopets made it so that your pets look sad and unhappy when they're hungry, so now my conscious won't let me starve my pets for another two years while greedily hoarding stock market money...

2008-01-03 [Avoral]: And this is the downside of ethics.
Toss them out the window.

2008-01-03 [Neimo]: Anakai doesn't have tiger balls. He just said that because he feels the constant need and desire for attention. -denies Anakai his attention and runs away with [Pyra] to the circus where we make tons of money, and then off to Hollywood, where we become...um..stars...- Er...yeah... *eye shift*

2008-01-03 [Pyra]: Huzzah!

2008-01-04 [Avoral]: The hell? You just accuse me of emoism?
And [Pyra] is forbidden to become pr0n star without me.

2008-01-04 [Mister Awesome]: If it was starving little people, I'd be fine, but it's a dragon, a griffin, and some alien thing. I don't know if I can do it.

2008-01-10 [Avoral]: ANIMALS DON'T HAVE SOULS.

2008-01-10 [Avoral]: Nor do scene kids.

2008-01-10 [levhole]: or gingers... wait SHIT!

2008-01-10 [Mister Awesome]: If this was an IRC channel, that would be the topic for the rest of eternity. Either way, it's still QOTD. Hands down.

14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!
14:58:36 levhole: or gingers... wait SHIT!

2008-01-10 [levhole]: thanks

2008-01-13 [Pyra]: W.T.F.

2008-01-13 [Avoral]: Isn't it great?

2008-01-14 [Pyra]: I hate you all.

2008-01-15 [Avoral]: I love you though. <3

2008-01-15 [Pyra]: And I love you, too.

2008-01-16 [Avoral]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2008-01-16 [Mister Awesome]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2008-01-16 [Avoral]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2008-01-16 [Pyra]: omgwtfstfu.

2008-01-16 [Avoral]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</3

2008-01-17 [HiddenFire]: echo "A";
while (true) {
echo "w";
}

2008-01-18 [Mister Awesome]: But wouldn't that be like

A
w
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w? Here, have sums Bash:

echo -n "A"; while :; do echo -n "w"; done

And some of the beautiful simplicity that is Perl:

print "A";
print "w" while 1

2008-01-18 [levhole]: ftw?

2008-01-18 [Mister Awesome]: wtf?

2008-01-18 [Avoral]: THAT
was beautiful.

2008-01-18 [Mister Awesome]:
nigga@localhost ~ $ cat wat.pl
#!/usr/bin/perl
$x = "THAT \n was beautiful.";
$x =~ s/(.*)/reverse $1/ge;
print "$x\n"
nigga@localhost ~ $ ./wat.pl
TAHT
.lufituaeb saw

2008-01-21 [Pyra]: Anthony is made of epic and owns my soul.

-Anthony wrote that. Hate him.

2008-01-21 [Mister Awesome]: You know, minimalistic desktop environments still have my heart for being so productive, but I have to say, KDE sure is purty.

2008-01-21 [levhole]: I just got sim city societies, I'm going to build the inquisition all over again.

2008-01-21 [Mister Awesome]: Ooh! Ooh! Do the Holocaust!

2008-01-21 [Avoral]: w4nn4 k1ll 50m3 j00z???///

2008-01-21 [Mister Awesome]:
penis@localhost ~ $ perl -e '$x = "Im sorry, but I cant let you do that, Dave."; $x =~ tr/ieasgtboIEASGTBO/1345678013456780/; print "$x\n"'
1m 50rry, 8u7 1 c4n7 l37 y0u d0 7h47, D4v3.

Got that one off the webs, but it's pretty simple. I think I'm gonna elaborate some more on it.

2008-01-21 [levhole]: I'm currently building 1984, but I think I'm going to build a cultural revolution and put some book stores in town. If you get too happy the secret police take you to one of my many incarceration facilities.

2008-01-21 [Avoral]: That game sounds wonderfully elaborate.

2008-01-22 [levhole]: yeah, the last 12 hours of my life have been spent locking up dissidents

2008-01-22 [Avoral]: As it should be.

2008-01-22 [Mister Awesome]: Indeed. The whole "social energy" thing sounds just like Alpha Centauri. Which is fine with me, that game is still in my top five after all this time.

In fact, I think I'm gonna try to run it in WINE when I get back to the dorm.

2008-01-22 [Avoral]: What are you, French?

2008-01-22 [Mister Awesome]: wat

2008-01-22 [Mister Awesome]: Well yay, it looks like we're currently entering another Depression! But that's not a big problem, it's only going to last a week, because an asteroid the size of the Sears tower has a good chance of colliding with the earth next Tuesday. So on the off chance that it does, it's been nice knowing all of you.

And I'm stocking up on guns, knives, and ramen, in case we don't all die instantly, and there's some awesome post-apocalyptic society thing.

Oh yeah, here's the link where you can watch the Earth's impending doom: http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2007%20TU24;orb=1

2008-01-22 [Pyra]: Bye Gimpy and all. I love you guys.
Fuck asteroids.
You know, just in case.

2008-01-22 [Mister Awesome]: If it does hit and we do live through it, I hope ramen is the currency of the new world order.

Because I'm already rich.

2008-01-22 [levhole]: Well it looks like the asteroid will not hit us, but it may bring some nasty electric charge to the party. More than likely it will just cause a wicked light show, but there is the chance of it causing super massive earthquakes and firestorms and random atmospheric explosions. Personally I cant wait. 

2008-01-22 [Mister Awesome]: Either way, I'm running by the Army-Navy store and buying a huge knife, and then wal-mart to get more ramen. I really doubt anything's going to happen, but I definitely don't want to be stranded miles away from home in the middle of winter with no supplies.

And I'm sure that next week when it passes by and nothing happens, I'm gonna be like "HA HA U R DUM", but at least I'll have a big knife to show for it. And even more ramen.

2008-01-23 [levhole]: I'll go to the armory here on campus and pick up an M-16 or 2 and a few other supplies that they give out to the army contracts. But that would have to wait until after the event, other wise it might be treason. Certainly theft of federal property and a whole slue if ATF violations.

2008-01-23 [Pyra]: .....I'm holing myself up in WalMart in the gun department so that when the zombies come for the survivors, I'll be so prepared.

2008-01-23 [levhole]: Why stop at the gun department? With the proper equipment you and say 15 people could turn the WalMart into a veritable fortress

2008-01-23 [Mister Awesome]: The only problem would be the skylights. You'd have to do something about those, because you know how monsters are about windows.

2008-01-23 [Pyra]: Fuckin Zombies.

2008-01-23 [Mister Awesome]: At least Wal-Mart usually has a lot of shotguns and chainsaws.

And lawnmowers. With those three things, you can hold off a whole zombie invasion.

Well, you might want a cricket bat and a jukebox, too, but that's just a matter of personal preference.

2008-01-24 [levhole]: Actually, according to Brooks, the chainsaw is one of the worst weapons to use in an outbreak. The lawnmower due to its even greater mass and difficulty to wield would be even worse. The shotgun is an adequate second choice for a backup weapon because of its size and the weight of its ammunition. The best weapon is a small caliber semi automatic rifle, like a Ruger 22/10; that and a machete. 

2008-01-24 [Mister Awesome]: Bah

Watch any zombie film, and it's most often a shotgun, then a chainsaw, then only once a lawnmower, but that one scene was more than enough to forever cement the lawnmower's position as the greatest weapon of zombie destruction ever created.

2008-01-24 [levhole]: Fuck'a zombie movie get The Zombie Survival Guide. It's the definitive literature on defense from the undead. In addition you should read the novel World War Z, it is a pretty realistic look at a class 4 outbreak.

2008-01-24 [Mister Awesome]: Yes sir.

Also, do you think a KA-BAR is the best choice as far as sheath knives go?

2008-01-24 [Avoral]: You can't go wrong with one. Just strap yourself with a good number of them; you can never have enough survival knives.
Until they impose encumbrance, then obviously.
I personally would go with the machete though, for reach.
Still strapped with knives.

But still. I wouldn't use a chainsaw, because you have to take fatigue and maneuverability into account. Adrenaline only goes so far. "So far" is a good way, but zombie outbreaks are in part wars of attrition until the bomb drops.

2008-01-24 [Pyra]: World War Z=Best book ever.

And a cricket bat. When you're down on guns, there's nothing better than a cricket bat. 

2008-01-25 [levhole]: Knives make excellent tools for survival; you should avoid them as weapons unless absolutely necessary. As knives go the KA-BAR is excellent. The kucury (butchered the spelling) knife that S.A.S uses also on the top of the pile. Another important thing to remember is noise discipline, and an internal combustion engine fucks that little jewel all to hell.

2008-01-25 [Avoral]: I wish to God I had a kukri.
Hmm. Noise discipline.
I think I'd rig up C-4 and a loud stereo system in distant buildings, and just for fun lure them all into those buildings with a book on tape.
Should they respond and a large group funnel into said building, I detonate.

2008-01-25 [levhole]: That is a very good plan put the tape on the roof to maximize the zpi.

2008-01-25 [Falx]: And dinosaurs. Everyone knows the way you kill zombies is to use necromancy to animate the corpse of a T-Rex and strap a polka-playing medical examiner to its back to keep a steady beat and use it to... Oh, wait, no... that's how you kill necromancers... Never mind. Do continue.

2008-01-25 [levhole]: Another good technique is the lemming effect. Its useful to clear out an infested building. Basically you get on the roof of the building adjacent to the one you want to clear and make a fuck ton of noise, the zombies will come to the roof of the other building and walk over the edge, fucking brilliant. 

2008-01-25 [Avoral]: Very cool. Excellent way to maximize output with minimal input.

Good initiative, [Falx], but remember the enemy.

2008-01-25 [Falx]: *salutes* Yes sir!

2008-01-27 [Mister Awesome]: If there's any kind of apocalyptic event in my lifetime, I'm really going to miss Wheaties. These things are so good.

2008-01-27 [Avoral]: Frosted Mini-Wheats would be my most missed cereal.

*Salutes [Falx] and dismisses*
Keep up the good work, soldier.

2008-01-28 [Mister Awesome]: The maple & brown sugar Mini-Wheats are quite possibly the best cereal since the invention of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

2008-01-28 [Avoral]: Cinnamon Toast Crunch can slob my knob.

2008-01-28 [levhole]: Lucky Charms own the fucking world so both of you can just step off.

2008-01-28 [Falx]: I'm going to have to agree with [Avoral] on this one, on account of Frosted Mini-wheats are good whether they have milk on them or not.

2008-01-28 [Pyra]: I like to bite off the frosted side, and stuff the unfrosted side underneath my bean bag. =]

2008-01-28 [Mister Awesome]: For a second there, I thought you weren't talking about a bean bag...

2008-01-28 [Pyra]: .....?

2008-01-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, figures you'd pull for Lucky Charms.

2008-01-28 [levhole]: You can have your Frosted Mini-Wheats, communists.

2008-01-28 [Mister Awesome]: Maple and Brown Sugar is like the Hulk Hogan of flavors.

2008-01-28 [Mister Awesome]: Who I had a dream about last night.

He was all old and kept getting beaten up. It was sad.

2008-01-28 [Avoral]: You mean to say maple and brown sugar is old, washed-up, and doing stupid-ass reality shows as a pathetic attempt to hang onto its fame?

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